This topic refers to
Life Spring SPA
Okay, I've been up for hours and it's not even 9 a.m. yet, so pardon the lame attempt at humor by calling this place The Essence of ZERO in the
AMP profile I just submitted and isn't up yet here on EMP.
I
TOFTT and confirmed it's a legit-only-ZERO-flip-ZERO-teasing footjobby shop that opened August 17th and is the functional equivalent of Happy-Day-No-Happy-Ending-
Spa-type chair massage
AMP that has saturated our local market in the past year.
Well decorated, convenient as hell location - in fact, I scouted that site and we even priced it with an
AMP owner friend of mine within the past year as I figured it would eventually get an
AMP and the location is central to the Arden Fair Mall and directly across Howe from Howe About Arden, the Nordstrom Rack/Chili's/Starbucks/Rubio's strip mall.
40-something Chinese nationals as therapists, full draping with a sheet to start the back massage and it remains on everything except the back when it gets moved aside to permit an oil backrub that lasts an hour. No flip at all, as in, no front massage of any kind. The chair/footjobber massage is dirt cheap and
rock solid and super freakin' relaxing.
DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT think you're gonna score any friskiness here, Gents. Ain't happening. Although... Kal or Boss or even HolyCow might try to score a bit of mutual touch from the tall pleasant mandude who chairs the lobby desk a la my previously humbling and humiliating "Kevin - seriously, a dude!" review at that Elk Grove footspot a year or so ago.
