Table shower too cold! You no pay fifty dollah, onreeeee fohty!
That should've been a sign.... The other 2 dudes apparently were getting nice hard massages and I strongly suspect they also only got next-to-zero mutual touching and ended with a
DIY self-service finish, whereas Shelly apparently felt I was a good 4 to 6 quarts low without ever getting near the dipstick and effectively slathered what by the end felt like 90-weight gear oil everywhere that didn't matter while managing to somehow apply zero pressure.
I'm quite certain given how pleasant she is that she has talents, they just don't include the massage field. Place has been open 2 days and I suspect she now has 2 days
AMP experience. She seemed like the manager too.
$40/HR probably isn't bad if the other gals give a hard massage and I guess rather than a tip, I left a hint by handing her only a sawbuck for a net out-the-door of 50 bones and I now feel like I need a massage!
SKIP IT is the category this
AMP goes into for me as no
HJ on 1st visit, no mutual touch other than butt over jeans, nowhere else on jeans and nothing above waist except her back over her 2 shirts.
She only left me waiting about 10 minutes while she and another gal chattered away happily and yukked it up then during the 50 minutes - yes, shorted by 10 minutes - she left the room 6 TIMES!!!!!
All together now... NOBODY EVER SAID
TOFTT WAS GONNA BE EASY OR PLEASANT!